Scams? Google Called! They Want to Make Me Rich!
December 29, 2008 – 1:51 am
Hold on a second, Sparky. Let’s talk. Grab a chair. This’ll be a long one.
Remember the first rule of just about anything… if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Those are the words that should have sprung immediately to mind when I received the same call just last week. But I’m a trusting soul (up front), prone to actually listening to the sales pitch rather than walking away at the first sign of oddity. In retrospect, I’m glad I did hear the guy out. Not because the pitch was legit but because it’s given me some juicy material and, if we’re lucky, it just might save you some time, grief and money in the process.
On the road to self employment there are a number of valuable tools available to us. The number of excellent resources, applications, guides, books and programs are impressive only until you measure them against the number of useless, time-wasting scams which simply dwarf them. It was in the process of exploring some potential work-from-home options that I ran into this recent “scam” and I’d like to tell you how you might find yourself in the same boat. Side note - “scam” is in quotes because there is some (and that’s generous) validity to the get-rich scheme we’ll be discussing here. In the same sense that the moon is a valid vacation destination if you happen to have trillions to invest in the infrastructure and equipment required to fly there and build an air-tight hotel.
So here’s how it works. You sign up for one of these blog tool kits or Google tool kits. In my case it was the Google tool kit. You’re provided a free trial period during which you can decide if the product is for you or not. If you don’t cancel within the allotted time (careful here, folks… some of them consider Saturday a business day) you will find yourself strapped with a monthly membership fee until you do cancel. In my case, the fee would have been $40.00 had I not canceled).
Ordinarily I’d leave these things alone. None have anything to teach me about blogging I haven’t already learned myself or under the mentorship of the true blogging geniuses out there. I signed up for this blog tool kit because doing so gained me free access to what I was really interested in which was a technique known as Incentivized Freebie Websites or IFWs. More on that in a future post.
Now, so far everything is ok. We’re not to the scam yet. As stated, I only signed up for this blog kit to get the IFW information and had every intention of canceling. Then things got interesting. On a Friday evening, my wife answered the phone. I could tell by the hesitancy in her voice that she felt it was a sales call. She asked the caller who they were and then handed me the phone. “It’s Jeremy, with Google.”
Well I’m certainly not going to turn down a call from Google! Sure enough, the fellow on the other end introduced himself to me as Jeremy with Google and asked if I’d recently signed up for a Google tool kit. I advised him I had. Jeremy went on to explain that before a company can attach Google’s name to any product, they have to meet certain licensing agreements not the least of which is that a Google representative be given the opportunity to speak with the prospective clients prior to any membership fees coming due to ensure legitimate interest in the product and full awareness of pending membership fees.
I advised Jeremy that I was aware and simply hadn’t had the time since registering for the product to review the materials and that, as such, I’d be canceling prior to the expiration of the free trial period. He was extraordinarily helpful here. He told me a bit about the program, provided me with a cancellation number and deadline and advised that I should consider asking for an extension just for giggles when I call them. In passing, as casual as can be, he also mentioned a program offered specifically by Google’s Success Team.
Now I’m going to pause in the telling a bit here to emphasize just how masterfully that Google Success Team reference was thrown in. It wasn’t pushed. It wasn’t emphasized. It was dangled out there as unobtrusively as can be in just such a way as to entice without seeming to. You, (or in this case, me) the dupe, don’t even see this coming. You are glad Google is so vigilant about the integrity of their name. You are really pleased that Google is nice enough to call you to ensure you’re getting a good product associated with their name or have time to opt out and, finally, you’re intrigued by the mention of a program internal to Google which focuses on the success of a handful of clients.
Tell me more, said I. And so, almost grudgingly, Jeremy shared a little bit about the “Google Success Team.” Here it is in a nutshell - The Google Success Team is a small team of Google consultants focused on building success stories to the tune of a minimum guaranteed $3000-$5000/month earnings within the first 60 to 90 days. In return, Google receives the right to promote your story in print and television media. Of course, there are rigid requirements. “Don’t want to get your hopes up,” Jeremy warned, “you probably won’t qualify. If you’re interested, though, we’ll go through a preliminary pre-screening and, if that goes well, set up a full vetting for a later call.”
So Jeremy and I wrapped up our conversation on the blog toolkit and turned to the Google Success Team. He asked a few questions that are custom tailored to find out how serious I was about starting a successful home business and whether or not I’d even qualify for a real interview. Do my wife and have the time to commit to it, are we upstanding, law-abiding folks who will reflect positively on Google’s image? Do we have any debt issues or concerns, etc? Any business skill or acumen we can apply or any online business experience? I honestly felt I was in the process of a preliminary job interview, one of several to come, for a team I’d be privileged to be a part of. And wasn’t I lucky, because I passed with flying colors and qualified for the real interview which we scheduled for the following Monday. “Allow for at least 45 minutes, Jeremy warned, and if you both intend to work with the Google Success Team, you’ll both want to be on the call. Oh, and here’s my number and extension just in case you need to cancel.”
I hung up with Jeremy and my wife and I went over the call together. When you get right down to it, it sounded too good to be true, but the guy was from Google, for God’s sake. They can’t lie about something like that, can they? My wife suggested we call the number Jeremy provided just to ensure they really were who they said they were. The receptionist answered “Corporate Office.” My wife asked what company they were and the lady responded “Google.” Well, test passed, right? Well, we’re not that easy so we decided to do a little more research. Naturally, we Googled “Google Success Team” and came up largely empty. In fact, not one of the listings on the first page had anything to do with a “Google Success Team.” There were Google success stories and web success teams but nothing specifically for Google Success Team. Odd.
But Jeremy had warned they were a very select unit of Google consultants working with only a dozen or so clients a year. Google’s closely guarded secret, he seemed to imply. Well there wasn’t much more to do until Monday anyway so, with a mixture of interest and mistrust, we waited for our Monday date with Jeremy of Google to roll around.
Monday would turn out to be full of revelations, not the least of which being that Jeremy wasn’t really with Google but, if you want to know what happened next and how to ensure you don’t fall for this little trap yourself, you’ll have to check back soon for the continuation of this story. Three typed pages is where I begin to realize I’ve gone on too long and it’s time to convert things into a multi-part series. I don’t know that the story or my writing style will be all you hope but I do know that being self employed demands a bit of smarts. If you can learn something from my experience it will be worth your time to come back.
Update: The second entry is now up and is titled Scams? Thrive Learning Institute Called! THEY Want To Make Me Rich
Update: The third and final entry is now up and is titled Scams? Thrive Learning Institute Called! They Want Me to Make THEM Rich!

